Working on fixing a broken fan…
Me: Well it looks like it isn’t going to work…
Jayden(3 yrs.): What will we do with it?
Me: Well we need to throw it out.
Jayden: But it won’t fit in the garbage can!
Me: Well we can put it in the garbage outside.
Jayden: No! Then the garbage man will come and take it to the dump!
Me: Yup, that is where it needs to go, it is broken.
Jayden: But we can glue it.
Me: Glue won’t work.
Jayden: It only works on [broken] bows?
Me: (laughing) yup it does work on bows..